Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Butt Butt

After arriving home from a swim at the gym last night, Mai followed me up the stairs and as usual, she was right under the foot that the dog wasn't occupying.

Mai: Mama, I see your butt.

Me: Then you're following too closely.

Mai: NO! I see your butt butt.

Me: My butt butt?

Mai: Ya...um...like...are you even wearing any underwear?

So, I found these pants in the closet last month and have been wearing them everywhere. Apparently my butt butt skin has gone numb at the age of 43, because it's about to snow and I didn't even feel a breeze. I bet the people behind me at the gym had quite a giggle as I was walking to my car. I'm going to try not to think about my clients or the parents at the kids' school that have been witness to this over the last few weeks.


Now I remember why I stopped wearing these last year. They needed to be mended thrown out!


 The swim however, went well! I am trying to master a new drill ~ The Single Arm Drill








24 comments:

(Just) Trying is for Little Girls said...

Oh dear! How funny! I stopped my workout to checkout your blog post. How could I wait to read about butt butt?

Abby @ Have Dental Floss, Will Travel said...

Gotta love little kids for keeping you honest :)

Jen said...

That sounds like something I would do! Gotta love it!

Jeannie said...

That's funny Julie!!

Pam said...

Baaaaaaaahahahahaha... I love it!

Rose said...

At least you had someone to tell you, eventually. Your poor, numb butt butt.

Jess @ Blonde Ponytail said...

hahahaha! Built in ventilation!! Well, were you wearing undies?! :)

Julie said...

uh, no. I don't find them practical :D

...well, until now...

TutuRunner said...

haha! that's great!

Julie said...

To To Funny!!!!!

Jill said...

That was hysterical!! :)

Kate said...

Oops! Lol. Good thing she was on eye level with your butt butt...who knows how many more people would've gotten a glimpse? :)

Stephanie said...

Hehehe. WOOPS. :)

Pepe Le Pew said...

I've heard of a butt crack but never a butt rip.

Michael said...

Oh my gosh that is too funny!! Maybe nobody else noticed.....probably not :)

Caratunk Girl said...

HA!! OMG!! That is so funny. I am sure no one else noticed? I mean, really, dogs are just really observant. ;)

racing dawn said...

Hahahaha! Leave it to a little kid to tell the truth! So funny!
I mean I'm not laughing...I'm sure no one noticed... :)

Jim ... 50after40 said...

Ha, funny. My wife say's I have no butt butt - just legs and a back, so it wouldn't be an issue for me!

One Crazy Penguin said...

Holy. Crap.....Hilarious. But don't worry, I'm laughing with you, not at you. I definitely had this happen to me a couple of months ago!

Megan said...

oopsies! hehehe. At least it's a little tare

MuncherCruncher said...

hahaha that is too funny! And your comment on my blog made me laugh out LOUD. Thanks for the laughs all around :) You're awesome! xoxoxo

Chris K said...

Baby got back.

Johann said...

Haha, that is so funny! I can just see how someone points to the person next to them to make sure they also see it!

Julie said...

Thanks for pointing that out, Johann :P