I know that you thought you were fooling all of us in the sauna today by trying to sneak in with your wife's high heeled flip flops, but we didn't fall for it. I think it was the shoe COLOR that gave you away.
OR, you weren't trying to fool us at all.
Maybe you've just joined me and have decided with age that such things as man shoes vs woman shoes are just not of that much importance anymore. Actually, I think you may have noticed today that I've been flashing all the swimmers in the pool who happen to be wearing their goggles and can see underwater...
or for those that are goggleless, when I've been practicing my back stroke.
Yes, my "front" has been coming out of my "top" as my suit has become quite old and shall we say "long" with age. I'm tired of pulling it up and checking for flash every time I get to the wall. You see, I have not much money right now and I need not only a new swimsuit, but new goggles and new running shoes. My sport is expensive. I have to choose by importance.
The swimsuit easily lost.
I forgave you for your craziness today and looked away (with a smile). Please return the favor.